THE VERY OFFICIAL TABLE OF
contents
01an ode to my rejection folder→02An unsolicited review of being perceived→03The playlist knew before I did→04Small talk should come with an opt-out form→05A complaint filed against the concept of morning→06Things that should not require an app→07The audacity of a song ending at the good part→08My headphones have heard enough→09A brief argument with the typing indicator→10The weather has been behaving autobiographically→11Five stars for the chair, one for the conversation→12An emergency meeting about absolutely nothing→